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// Be back later, peasants. I will respond to the rest of the meme’s when I return.

Σ(O_O;)

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Joffrey had only just pulled on his shirt when suddenly, his lady, Sansa, appeared behind him unexpectedly. Turning around, he was just about to scold her for not bothering to ask for permission to enter his chambers but was stopped short. Delicate fingers began unbuttoning his top, further shocking the King. “What are you doing? You’re acting like a whore.” He growled, backhanding Sansa across the face. A fair amount of force was delivered, enough so to knock her down, and therefore bruising was likely to occur within the next few minutes. His mother had told him never to strike a lady, but he couldn’t care less right now.

"Do you so stupidly think that because you’re my lady now, you get to do whatever you want with me whenever you please?" He scoffed, leaning over the redhead. "It’s the other way around. You were my property before, and you’re my property now. Do as I say, and strip. —Or else your punishment will be worse." The boy king stepped over to his crossbow, which he then picked up and loaded.

lord-tyrion-lannister-the-imp said"How about some wine to celebrate your decision to stay?"

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uncle pls, i know what you’re plotting here. you can’t get rid of me.
silly little imp. also, new rule, wine is totes banished from the kingdom. sorry to my drunk of a mother

Anonymous whispered:
are you still gonna stay even though joffrey is dead? D:

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// pls. all the disney princesses combined couldn’t get rid of me. but apparently poison works, try that. i’m here to stay.

lefayofavalon whispered:
Σ(O_O;) oMFG

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Who was this woman, whom he viewed as nothing more and nothing less than a peasant? A better question, why in seven hells was she attempting to undress him? “Take your filthy hands off of me,” he hissed, swatting the female’s hands away with more force than necessary. “If your hands ever do so much as graze against me again, you’ll find yourself without them. Go ahead, ask my uncle what it’s like. He knows first hand, after all.” Jaime was useless enough while lacking one, but without both? A person would simply be hopeless; practically a lost cause.

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(Source: cittamemes)

thestrxnger:

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At least the boy had enough sense to start being scared when he heard the Stranger’s name. The Stranger was patient though in waiting for the boy to come to his senses and actually speak once more. No doubt Joffrey must have been trying to remember what had happened to him. “A place in one of the seven hells. I’m sure you are aware of your misdeeds that would call for such a spot.” Eyes shined in the dark as he looked at the boy. 

A place in one of the seven hells. The words made his skin crawl, a knotting feeling in the pit of his stomach. To spend the rest of eternity there was a thought he absolutely dreaded. No matter which hell or what form it took, it would be endless suffering and misery, inescapable and without any breaks. Was he truly deserving of that? “I did what I had to.” Trying to keep his voice steady and even, he didn’t know if he was trying to convince himself or the God of Death. Maybe both?

"As their King, I disposed of the traitors, the dishonest and the unfaithful." Indeed, Joffrey had tormented many who were undeserving. He killed and punished because he could; because it was a sick, twisted form of entertainment, and because it brought him a sense of power in return. "You can’t send me there. I was murdered in cold blood!” Whoever it was that poisoned him, it was their place in one of the seven hell’s. Perhaps he didn’t have a strong argument to back himself up; nothing really solid to be able to defend his position with, but he had to try.

flawlessirishprince:

gameofthrones: Hats off to Jack Gleeson for his masterful portrayal of “His Grace.” We all know the realm wouldn’t be the same without King Joffrey. #gameofthrones #thelionandtherose #purplewedding #jackgleeson #joffrey #kingjoffrey

flawlessirishprince:

gameofthronesHats off to Jack Gleeson for his masterful portrayal of “His Grace.” We all know the realm wouldn’t be the same without King Joffrey. #gameofthrones #thelionandtherose #purplewedding #jackgleeson #joffrey #kingjoffrey

Honestly, don’t be afraid to just show up in my inbox at random:

I may not be the kind of RPer that does all my drafts everyday, but I do often check my inbox/messages.

So if your muse misses mine, don’t be afraid to show up with a random text message or mini-para or sentence or question or whatever. I promise I won’t get mad at you.

This also goes for anyone who wants to interact with my muse. Just throw something random in my inbox. Even if I don’t answer it for some reason, I’ll probably message you back.

(Source: rpmememaker)

Anonymous whispered:
what do you think of wendy's?

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This place is BAWLIN’ yo. Chicken nuggitz be crispy like you never SEEN. I tasted one and I was like “WHAAAAT!” Are you serious Wendy? Mean girls workin the friers, tho. This one chick wouldn’t even let me holla. I was like “please you ugly anyway.”

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